10 Things Your Man Never Needs to know

Cosmo "list". Funny. Relevant. Defines Need to Know.

1. The number of guys you slept with. (Really wish I knew this rule one year ago)

2. What happened that time you got food poisoning (grosss but hehe)

3. Where you learned your signature sex move.

4. That no matter how happy you are, you still pine for your ex—especially sexually. (Well, that's just f-ing awkward)

5. Mustache bleaching (not to mention what happens when your bikini waxer takes a long vacay)
Good rule to know...

6. That every once in a while you snoop around his e-mail, call log and/or browser history—just to see what he really thinks of you.
Too girly stalker for me to ever try

7. Your best sex—unless, of course, it was with him.
But what if he keeps asking about it....I'm such a bad liar.

8. That “Braceface” was the nicest of the nicknames you had in elementary school.
Yup, would totally tell the man of my dreams that.

9. Just how hot you think his friend is. Nothing good can come of his worrying that you’re seeing his best bud’s face in bed and not his.
GREAT rule to know. Good thing I don't date men with friends I find more attractive. Either they're hot or they have ugly friends. It works out though

10. That you once hooked up with your best guy friend.
Really?! That's something we can hide from our boyfriends. No. Way.