First Day at New Job

me: so, today in a meeting with the managing director (head honcho) and EVERYONE in our section (40 people) this girl was talking about how she came back to the floor (division) after a short stint somewhere else

now as a support position

the MD goes "you just cant stay away from us can you?"

girl: "nope, just like crack"

Beth: oh wow

me: or "its like crack"

it was so innapropriate

but people laughed

MD laughed

AWKWARDLY

Beth: that's good

me: but she wasnt immediately fired

Beth: yay!

me: also

my mentor has like 2 things on his desk/in his office

this is one

http://www.upcounty.com/store/product/1626/Coors-Light,-12-1pk-Can-24Z-%28Solid-Case%29/

Beth: ?

Coors Light?

me: oh yes

unopened/full can

Beth: >

?

me: oh, in the 5 other desks I saw

one of them had thishttp://img.alibaba.com/photo/100948714/Corona_Beer_33cl.jpg

Beth: I'm confused

me: Corona beer

unopened

Beth: yeah

me: not sure the relevance

Beth: I'm confused

me: or appropriateness

Beth: that doesn't seem very professional

yeah

me: but of the 8 desks I saw, 2 beers.

already got invited to a bar crawl

at 10 am Saturday

these kids know how to party

my mentor won 12 rounds of beerpong this weekend

mentor/semi-boss

also, people take their cell phones to meetings

no heels, all flats

and I heard about 4 curse words today

Sent at 10:59 PM on Monday